Macau

I love literal translations of Chinese to Ingrish.

Food that promises to "Explode your large intestine" (fill you up) or the chemist's advert that allows you to buy any drugs imaginable as long as you have "not half eye close letter" (wink). They even go further by saying they specialise in all "addictive and pleasure feel better" drugs.

Well, I thought I'd take the ferry to HK island as opposed to the underground as I usually do (routines already, eh?). So I ported myself off to Tsim Sha Tsui.

Being the daredevil traveller that I am [no map], I ended up at the Chinese ferry terminal and got onto a boat to Macau instead.

Pics above.

I met a retired French guy called Luis who was spending his time researching for a book about some ancient Jesuit icon thing on Macau.

All sounded a bit yawny to me but he was inspired in a 'Da Vinci Code' kinda way, so hat's off to him.

Anyways, means that I left Hong Kong territory for the day and entered mainland China.

Even though Macau's a group of islands and Kowloon's on the mainland.

Go figure.

No crap jokes today. My entrails have vanished on this purpose.